Need Backup?
Need backup?
We’re not a corporate monolith with outsourced chatbots.
We’re just a couple of humans, a big idea, and a two very judgmental dogs.
Drop us a note. One of us (likely not one of the dogs) will get back to you.
unsupervisedcollective@gmail.com
LUNA
Title: Director of Emotional Support & Chaos
Bio:
Luna is 60% fur, 40% anxiety, and 100% ride-or-die.
She’ll bark at a leaf, then snuggle you through your existential spiral like a pro.
Special skills: emotional dysregulation, shadowing humans, and aggressive tail wagging in high-stress environments.
WAFFLES
Title: Chief of Destruction & Grounding Exercises
Bio:
Waffles believes healing starts with digging. And then digging deeper.
She’s a little unhinged, highly motivated, and lives by the motto “If I can’t eat it, I’m gonna bark at it.”
A natural mental health advocate and land sculptor fueled by chaos and snacks.